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Echasses géantes de chasse pour prédateurs
The Proporta hunting stilts are made from seasoned mahogany and fitted with rubber grip souls and AntiNana(TM) banana-skin grip souls.
Supplied in a handy pack of four, you're guaranteed to remain king of the jungle.
Don't let lanky quadropedal prey get away this holiday - stay on top of the situation and let technology do the hard work.
The Proporta hunting stilts have collapsible telescopic front knee joints to assist in killing and feeding.
FURTHER TO COMPLAINTS WE HAVE NOW FITTED A DOUBLE LOCKING MECHANISM TO ALL COLLAPSIBLE KNEE JOINTS TO AVOID EMBARASSING 'DIRT-EATING' INCIDENTS DURING THE CHASE.
Coming soon from Proporta - GIRAFFE INLINE SKATES. Giraffes, don't let improbable-big-cat-on-stilts type hunting behaviour ruin your festive season. Make a sharp exit on our really-very-big-indeed inline skates and give a tall tiger a ho ho ho to remember.
