Kit de camouflage Elephant de Proporta- Nouveauté

• Testée pendant la mousson la peinture est waterproof bleu et blanche (aussi diponible en vert de la jungle )*
• Inclu du Scotch masquant (40 metres)

* Don’t be tempted by rival products which use cheaper, water-based paint and can be fatal in crouching-tiger-heavy-rain scenarios.

Buy now and get a currant bun absolutely free!

Extinction Avoidance – from Proporta

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” - George Santayana.

Don’t take our word for it…

“Since I bought the Proporta Big Cat Hunting Stilts last year, I sold my fridge. I mean, it’s so easy to find some big, dopey elephant for lunch, who needs refrigeration? I don’t normally say thanks but I’d like to thank Proporta for ensuring I remain king of the jungle (and the plains – do you people really think I’m not going to eat you just cos you made it to the plains? Wake up and smell the coffee.)”

Leon Roy, Botswana - January, 2005.

“Those Big Cat hunting Stilts you sold me last year are a piece of cr-- [email content edited by moderator]. I’ve not seen an elephant for a month now, I check your website (I’m in the market for a huge fridge-freezer, you got any?) and I find out about this damned Elephant Camouflage Kit. You monkeys ever hear of customer loyalty? I’ll give you “patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology”… if I make it to England you better hope your camouflage works over there too.”

Leon Roy, Botswana - July, 2005.

The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit in use by a practised customer (location withheld)